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annalisee:

This and, Marriage. Ugh.

I don’t know if this applies to me, yet, but I’ll reblog it for every single person who has to deal with this shit. What is it about personal life choices and belief systems that makes people so defensive? Probably the fact that evolution has taught us to only survive by processing things according to their relation to ourselves.

• I don’t want to get married or have kids young/at all = I think you made a mistake that I want to avoid in my own life
• I don’t want to stay at home with my kids = I think I’m better and smarter than you
• I breastfeed/want to send my kids to an alternative school/private school/want to co-sleep = I think you’re a bad mother
• I’m a vegetarian/vegan = please explain to me again why you like to murder animals
• I’m a feminist = I think you’re oppressing me/I think you’re oppressed
• I don’t want my father walking down the aisle because I think it’s patriarchal bullshit = I hate you dad
• I believe in a different religion = I think you’re a gullible idiot
• I want to travel/leave town = I think you’re a sheltered idiot

Sometimes it’s easier to be needlessly offended than to consider the fact that someone else’s world doesn’t revolve around you. The majority of the time when someone tells you they’re going to do something differently, you’re not thinking “they’re wrong”, you’re not thinking, “I’m better off” - you’re not thinking “they’ve got it better”, or “I’m so resentful”. All you’re thinking is, “if this is their choice, what do they think of mine?” 

And that question makes people fucking nutty.

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I’m really looking forward to this show you guys

“You couldn’t pay me to be 24 again” “Well they’re not paying me at all”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA it’s so fun because I’m a few months off 24 and TOTALLY BROKE

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Couldn’t resist putting this baby on layby today despite being devastatingly poor <3 (Taken with instagram)

While drunk in December sometime you blurt out that James should have a Valentines theme birthday party in February and then it’s actually happening and it’s famous couple themed and you don’t wanna deal with that shit but you already know that you are going to over-compensate by tracking down heart candy and baking heart cookies and cupcakes and coming early to decorate the place like an American prom on steroids.

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Vegan lamington cupcakes for Australia Day at Jack’s. Victorian cider, veggie sausages with olive bread, and Aussie beatz yo (Taken with instagram)

Pros and cons of falling asleep on train:

Pro - sleep
Con - a nice looking guy (the sort of guy you could be bros with) wakes you up, and you realise you’ve been sleeping with your mouth agape and both parties are suitably embarrassed
Pro - he kind of tries to make conversation
Con - your social skills which might have saved you at this point have been slaughtered by fatigue and dreamland and five dollar pints of cider
Pro - A guy willingly interacted with you
Con - He was blonde
Pro - 1am tipsy basil pesto fettuccini fixes fucking everything