January 2012
79 posts
Pros and cons of falling asleep on train:
Pro - sleep
Con - a nice looking guy (the sort of guy you could be bros with) wakes you up, and you realise you’ve been sleeping with your mouth agape and both parties are suitably embarrassed
Pro - he kind of tries to make conversation
Con - your social skills which might have saved you at this point have been slaughtered by fatigue and...
Tokyo is going to get crazy
Gareth yelling from the other room: SIAAAAAN
Sian: Whaaaaat?
Gareth: Work out where I can get some whale to eat!
Sian: I am not going to do that!
Gareth: IT'S HAPPENING
"I bring the goods on occasion"
Sian: gotta go to bed jackyo
Sian: gotta get up nice and early so i can spend three hours getting pretty
Sian: lololol
Sian: i'm actually just baking cupcakes
Sian: but i am wearing a new shirt at least tomorrow and shit
Sian: i'm not a raggamuffin heathen
Sian: i know how shit goes down
Sian: new headband
Sian: the works
Sian: you'll see
Sian: you'll be like
Sian: who dat guy
Sian: so purty
Sian: n new
Sian: i like its face
Sian: its cupcakes taste like gin
Sian: i think we'll keep it ma
Jack: hahahahaha
Jack: that's the best thing i ever heard
Jack: im getting that tattooed on me
Sian: I bring the goods on occasion
Jack: lawl
Jack: see you tomrorororow lady girl
Jack: night night
Jack: girl
Jack: night yo
Sian: good night you shirtless fuck x
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
myphil0sophy:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU
up later because we’ve been on the phone for hours and...
And now I’m in a sad because I wanna skate but my brain is telling me that the second I get back out there and exert myself I’m going to end up in hospital. And not ending up in the emergency room at all this year is my 2012 resolution, not kidding.
Things that still make me worried I’m going to end up in emergency:
skating
playing my bass standing up for more than ten...
Instead of growing up and living my life can I go back to high school and get pretend married like in this episode of Lizzie McGuire?
“You gave me hope and then you took it away. That’s enough to make anyone...”
– The Eleventh Doctor
Takin' shit serious
Sian: I think we should go to a hot spring like that episode of Pokemon.
Sian: Motto of the trip: "What would Ash Ketchum Do?"
Gareth: I want to hook up with one of the harajuku girls and i think we should all have ridiculous hair styles for the trip.
“[I]t is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a...”
– Violet Rose, in Three Steps to Better Sex (via muffdiver)
This reminds me of the post going around which contrasted the pathologizing of public breastfeeding with the gratuitous, objectifying images of women’s breasts that can be found in advertising.
The legal and social message is that our...
